I've decided to institute a new rule, and since I'm a god, I can bloody well do that. This new rule will revolutionize the way this country works, and do wonders for our social structure. You may think I'm exaggerating, but when you hear my wonderful new rule, you'll agree that it will solve many, many problems with our structure.
Here it is. The New Rule!
You are not allowed to proclaim that someone should die unless you have personally killed another human being.
And by "personally killed", I don't mean that you fired a gun into the night and got lucky, 'cause that punk ass was tryin' ta step. I mean you stood there, saw the look on their face as the realization of death came across them. Saw blood and viscera seep out of their body. Had their blood on your hand, wet and sticky. When you've done that, *then* you can talk about how them damn towelheads need to die, and how torture is awesome fun and well deserved.
Because if you haven't been there. If you haven't seen death, touched it, been a part of it, then you have no fucking clue what the fuck you're talking about. You don't. I don't care how many pictures of death you've seen. I don't care how many n00bs you totally pwned at Quake the other day. I don't care how numbed to death and suffering you think you are. You're not.
As soon as we have people who fucking realize that they're not as big as they think they are, and how fucking *final* death really is, a lot of the most annoying shit of this population's social structure will go away.
That's it for today. Maybe tomorrow, I'll talk about how you don't get to invoke Jesus' name if your answer to WWJD is "Lethal Injection".
-Rantin' is also known as The All Powerful Nateboi, God of Holy Wrath and Bullshit, and does a weekly rant show at http://www.dementiaradio.org . He is also known far and wide as the world's foremost pleaser of women and the world's greatest ferret tosser.
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